Getting You Home On Friday

*THEME SONG: UPBEAT AND BASSY SONG*

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re getting you home on Fr, Fr, Fr, Fr, Fr, Fr, Fri, Fri, Fri, Friday!

*LOW JAZZ HORN*

HICKORY: Ah, the esteemed Detective Clever.

REGINA: Well, hello there, Dicky Bird.

BUTLER: Detective Dick Clever.

ADHERE: Top of the Morning to ya Dick.

DICK: It’s night, Adhere.

ADHERE: Ah, so it is. I’ll amend my report presently.

*ROMAN THEME SONG: MILITARY SOUNDING DRUMS AND THE FLOURISH OF HORNS*

VOICE: And now, to Rome!

CEASAR: They were some of the finest sticky bits I have ever had.

SENSUS: I very much enjoyed your dressing Ceasar.

CEASAR: You said, you wouldn’t look.

SENSUS: Your salad dressing.

*GENTLE GUITAR STRUMMING AND LIGHT WHISTLING*

TED: He looked good.

ED: Looked good?

TED: Yeah, not bumping into things.

ED: Oh, looked good. Yeah, new glasses.

TED: Oh yeah, that’ll do it.

*CREEPY SUPERNATURAL THEME PLAYING*

VOICE OVER: Welcome to Paranormal Patrol.

*SOUND OF WOOD HITTING AN OBJECT*

BUSTER: Ahh!

*SPOOKY MUSIC*

JEAN: What was that?

BUSTER: That stool just hit me in the head!

?????: *Spooky threatening laugh*

*MAIN THEME OUT, WITH THE SOUND OF FARM ANIMALS*

END.